This was my poor pathetic girl this morning:

She was so snotty and had these goopy red eyes. I got really worried about her because she slept for about 13 hours until 10am this morning! My poor girl was feeling so miserable so we took her to see the doc.

Yep. It's an eye infection.
He said it could have been caused by anything, but there's a good chance it was her playing in her own feces that did it. He says it's pretty contagious if she's touching her eyes and then touching other stuff...but he figures Steve and I should be pretty safe. Uh...yeah right...with her nuzzling her snotty nose and goobery tears into our necks, arms, laps, anywhere she can get to rub her face around she is doing it. Don't be surprised if you see pics of Steve and I in the next few days looking like this:

Despite all the snot and eye goobers, she is still very pleasant. She looks miserable, but she is a happy camper. Go figure.